THAILAND land of.. smiles?
SA WAR DE KARP!
HONG NAM (toilet)
SAME SAME
CHECK BIN (the bill)
ok, thats abt all that i learnt in thailand
but yeah.. it was enough for me to go arnd
and find my way :P
friggin "graduation" song playing at the background
and i cant rmbr what i wanna write here on my blog
apart from the pictures.. soooo uhhh...k...
thailand was alright.. not much of a culture shock
because it was like a mix of singapore and philippines..
the ppl there were friendly like that of phils.. while
some were damn grumpy like working sg ppl.
the surroundings too resembled phils but there
was a tinge of modernisation.. like sg.
i like car rides and pictures of roads.. i dont know why.
and those people too werent lying when they said shopping was
good over there. you get to bargain and find just abt
anything in that place... OH, I SOO HAVE GOT TO TELL U
GUYS THAT THE BOYZ OVER THERE ARE........-drools..
the trannies were awesome.. and the girls there are good
lookin.. but dont know how t dress well..uhm....opps?
speak for myself, like i was dressed well :P
see what i mean?
toured arnd the place with my uncle vic playing host.
stayed at his place and went arnd with his lead. man, i
didnt know he cud speak thai... didnt know how we wudev
managed without him. we went around malls, to tourist
attractions.. but sadly.. no beaches and red light districts.
his humble abode, ignore the sheet-less bed
i tell u ah, im damn dissappointed.
big wanky thing was that family arguments wud sprout outta
no where as well.. i hated it.. friggin one week of arguing
and i cudnt get outta the house least i get lost. twas tres annoying.
it was also damn embarrassing cuz my uncle is like.. total
god abiding man.. and im..well.. weird.... was awful...
beautiful...i wish i had a better camera
good part of the trip i guess.. was just spending time with
the family.. although it wasnt much of a banger.. but yeah..
i'll just take it in my stride and say that at least it was time
spent with family.
dad sponsored shopping.. which was the only "good" thing that
happened.. and i got asked out by two guys in thailand. yeah...
kind of a shock for me as well because..
1) i didnt look my best.. think pimply and a lions mane
2) khaki shorts and tees? aroused, no?
3) minimal make up.. just eye liner.
4) peeling skin from tanning with lynn.
yeah. but even with all that.. two asked me out. one was a loser
and the other was a real good experience. LOL. u wudnt believe this
but i "caught his eye" when i came out from the..of all places, the
TOILET, FRIGGIN HONG NAM.
he works at MBK in sizzler. i walked pass, and he .. yeahh..
had t walk pass again..i thought he was psycho or there was
smth on my pants la! WTH. then when i had to fetch my brother from
the internet cafe, he and his friend waved at me and made hand
gestures for my telephone number... or so i thought.
later i walked over (kinda pissed cuz i was still clueless what they
were doing, i thought they were making fun of me!) and gestured..
"what?". and they tried talking through the glass panel but it was
sound proof. LOL.
FRIGGIN HILARIOUS K.
i looked damn dumb cuz i was "huh? what? no!! -hand gesture."
and he was like speaking in thai and his friends were doing
hand signs.. *points* *hearts* *points*. till i sorta gave up
decifering it and his female friend took a piece of paper
and wrote "he wants your telephone number"
LOL! HAHAHAAHAHAHA. IMPOSSIBLE OK.
THIS SORTA THINGS DONT HAPPEN! AND ODD ENUF, IT HAPPENED ON
THE DAY BEFORE TAKE OFF. ):
he's sooo hawt la. a goatee... nice funky hair.. ):
ahyah. he's tonnes of miles away
nvm nvm... still can.. im alright. lol.
i'll be able to psyche myself out of it and
tell myself that what goes on in thailand, STAYS IN THAILAND.
so i guess i'll let the pictures speak for themselves alright?
you tell me how do you think my trip went. hah!
p.s.
when u go to thailand..
u'll see loadsa pictures of their king
and i counted every single one of them
from the day i stepped unto thailand
and flew my fat ass off...
king count: 164!
HAHA!
